Sarcastic quotes about online dating

You can only stalk them and hope for the best.” [Read: 55 funny quotes about love and all its complications] #6 “Women are like i Phones.You have to touch them all over before they respond. Rub one ball and everything moves.” #7 “I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I’m still looking for ideas.” #8 “I’m not very good at advice.

It’s these harrowing situations that wake you out of a sound sleep suddenly fresh with dozens of snappy one-liners you wish you would have said. It’s called balance.” #3 “Face your problems, don’t Facebook them.” #4 “God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.” – Robin Williams #5 “You can’t make somebody love you.

May I interest you in a sarcastic comment, instead?

” – Chandler, #9 “When I feel down and someone tells me to ‘suck it up,’ I get the urge to break their legs with a baseball bat and then say ‘walk it off.’” Breakup smartass quotes Love is grand, until it isn’t.

I really thought you already knew.” [Read: 45 Saddest lost love quotes for the broken-hearted] #41 “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” – Oscar Wilde #42 “If you ran as much as you ran your mouth, you’d be in great shape.” #43 “Look officer, I’m not being a smartass.

All I’m saying is, if you caught me, then you were speeding too.” #44 “Keep rolling your eyes.

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