Dating embarrassing story
However it is a relief to know that our reaction speed isn’t too shabby. Eye boogers, nose boogers, food in the teeth, stains on clothes – any type of visually off-putting monstrosity that you unknowingly wore all day. Doing something odd when you’re all alone, then thinking “what if” you’re currently being recorded?
Especially terrible after a long day of coming face to face with a lot of people who you just know saw it up close and personal. The unique ringtones set for special people in our lives going off in quiet settings never fails to warrant some shame. It’s even more embarrassing when you realize that you seriously considered the possibility that a camera was taping your solo shenanigans. Spilling your alcoholic beverage whether in a bar or at a friend’s home.
This fucker takes the long way home and is laughing like it is funny that I am about to shit myself.Besides, it’s nothing a little super glue, or a lot of Elmer’s can’t solve. Making awkward eye contact with someone as they enter a foul-smelling bathroom, because you know they think you’re responsible, whether you really are or not. We’ll feel humiliated when we discover that we’re not actually being attacked, and the alleged killer continues running past us. Not only is this terrifying, but it’s equally painful on your body and ego. “I went on two dates with this older man which went pretty successfully.He just said, “oh, that’s odd” I said “uh..yeah…” Cue awkward silence..