Appropriate dating age range
Like height or body type, age is one of those strange things about a person that we know they can’t help, but nevertheless handily use to write them off.
If you dismiss people because of their personalities or because you’re on some kind of baby-making timetable, fine, fair enough.
Like, "This Cuban-Chinese restaurant is half-Latino, just like the late Emilio Estevez." Or, "I just put a dollar’s worth of O-Town songs in the jukebox.
Who knew this bar would have a dollar’s worth of O-Town songs?
If only I could tell them how many broke, destitute middle-aged guys I’ve slept with, and challenge their ugly stereotypes.One, because people who give a fuck about money are awful, and because I’ve met plenty of old, old dudes who are still doing the Somerset Maugham-y cheerful hobo routine. I like the Civil War, documentaries, and talking about whiskey as though it were a zaftig prostitute, so old guys and I get along.The only problem I’ve had with dating outside of my age range is when the other person has been too aware of it.But if you’re not into someone because of the arbitrary time in which their parents created them—well, more tasty imperfect flesh for the rest of us.Admittedly, I prefer older guys, only because they tend to be fully fused, like a human skull.