10 dating daughter rule simple
Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are morons.
In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of the date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist, and while I’m at it, I’ll take the opportunity to secure your zipper as well.
Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.